The zombie hordes smelled the sweet, decaying scent of BIRTHDAY PRESENTS and they swarmed, a seething, groaning mass of feral hunger. Then they had cake!
Zombie vampire boys sometimes experience a little infantile gender confusion. It’s totally normal. Just know that blood is hard to get out of tulle, so don’t let them cross-dress while feeding.
Vampire Demon Babies love afternoons in the park, especially when they get to play near slow-moving seniors. (Not shown: leg bone of slow moving senior.)
The duckies weren’t actually all that scared, until he gutted one and used its entrails for bath toys.
She tore out the guts of her dance teacher after this photo was taken. Because, you know, monsters don’t do jazz hands.
I don’t know why they turned out this way. That one little experiment that my husband and I did with monster DNA was just, you know, experimenting.